Me: Woohoo! I just bought a 55″ TV!
Brain: There is nothing wrong with your current 40-ish inch TV.
Me: It is a 4K Ultra-HD Smart LED TV!
Brain: You know what none of that means. Seriously. You have no clue what any of that means. You had to look at the webpage three times to successfully type that string of gibberish.
Me: I saved so much money! It was the Prime Day special that all the websites said was THE deal to get. And I got it!
Brain: You spent a small fortune on something you don’t need and don’t understand.
Me: But I got it before it sold out!
Brain: *sigh* Yay you. Wow. Congrats. It was so worth the money. And you saved so much by spending money you don’t have on something you don’t need.
Me: I sense you aren’t entirely sincere…