I am a terrible mother

Me:  *shrieks hysterically at Baby*
Me:   I am so sorry. Baby, Mommy shouldn’t have yelled at you.
Baby:  It’s okay, Mommy. I am sorry I yelled at you.
Me:  Thank you for being so sweet and forgiving Mommy.
Baby:  Tomorrow, I don’t yell at Mommy and Mommy doesn’t yell at Baby.
Me:  *the GUILT!!!*
Baby:  I love you, Mommy! Thank you for taking care of me.
Me:  I am dying.
Brain:  Drown in your guilt. DROWN!!!!

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