Brain: This is a bad idea.
Me: I am in agony. I have to do this.
Brain: Please don’t.
Me: *lies down on office floor with tennis ball under back and rocks on tennis ball*
Voice: Are you okay?
Me: *rolls backward, slams head on floor, curses virulently*
Voice: That looked painful.
Me: *looks up to see boss’s boss* Um…
Brain: Quick! Say something clever!
Me: It’s a muscle thing.
Boss’s Boss: *takes cautious step back*
Me: *struggles to sit up*
Boss’s Boss: I’ll come back. *flees*
Brain: The sad thing is that you loved working here.