Me: Apparently, my phone has been streaming Netflix all morning!
Boss: What has your phone been entertaining itself with?
Me: Deep Space Nine! I have to figure out where I was in the series!
Boss: Why are you watching Deep Space Nine?
Me: Um… Because it is the best of the franchise.
Boss: Please. I am an Original Series guy. Deep Space Nine isn’t any good.
Me: I’m sorry. I can’t work here anymore.