Me: Those grocery shoppers were rank amateurs.
Brain: For once, we agree. They had completely cleared out the bottled water. Irma won’t even be here for four days.
Me: I notice everything we know to buy was well-stocked.
Brain: Yep. We have plenty of heavily processed foods, soup, sodas, juice, carbonated water, crackers, chips, a few too many bottles of wine, and ample toilet paper.
Me: I will get gas and adult beverages tomorrow.
Brain: You are actually pretty good at this.
Me: Thank you.
Brain: You are highly skilled at preparing to sit on your ass for several days in junk-food heaven.
Me: Everyone has a talent.