Brain: You are a complete idiot.
Me: I booked the hotel for the 23rd, not the 5th.
Me: Normally, I would assume it was my error, but I had to use the drop down calendar thingy. I know I did it right.
Brain: But you didn’t read your confirmation carefully and have no proof.
Me: I know!
Brain: You are a complete failure. You do realize that for what you will be spending for two hotels, you could have stayed at the swanky places in the heart of Vancouver.
Me: I hate this.
Brain: And don’t think I didn’t see you use Tweetdeck for #PitMad tomorrow: three books, twelve entries, tens of thousands of people judging you. I can’t even calculate the number of failures that will be.
Me: At least, I gave it a shot.
Brain: Shots are good. See if you can find some Everclear. Shots of Everclear or maybe lighter fluid.