Me: I love daycare. I miss daycare. Daycare is my favorite.
Brain: Work is closed at least through tomorrow. You haven’t made it even halfway through this.
Me: I love daycare.
Brain: You are supposed to be agonizing over the fact that you aren’t a stay-at-home mom. Where is the gender-specific self-flagellation?
Me: Nope. Nuh-uh. I love my job. I love daycare.
Brain: I’m not sure how to handle this lack of self-loathing… Did the internet just flicker?
Me: NOBODY PANIC!!!! Wait. That’s not right. EVERYBODY PANIC!!!