Me: I hate not being able to use my right hand.
Coworker 1: I’m pretty ambidextrous. I can bat almost as well left-handed as I can right-handed.
Coworker 2: I shoot equally as well with each hand.
Coworker 3: I can write with both hands.
Me: I bruised my jaw and the inside of my cheek trying to brush my teeth.
Me: But there was no blood!